whisped: Lost in the grass by Manreet.D on Flickr.
turtlesetc: turtles return to the mother ship (thanks LaSala)

STORY OF MY LIFE

  • me: wants to be thin
  • me: also wants to consume own weight in chinese food
  • me: is dumb
thedailywhat: Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote: Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind. [buzzfeed]